A Man and his Urinal

Not long ago, I was roundly chastised by an unclean, uneducated chap (no, not Don Rumsfeld)because of my strict adherence to an instinctive, but unwritten, set of rules regarding Men's Room Protocol. Here, beloved, is further evidence that I do not tire of being right all of the time.



Although not captured in the video, there are other rules:

1) While using the urinal, do not lean against the wall with either or both arms, hands, shoulders, etc.
2) Do not use your cell phone while depositing butt pudding.
3) Any person using the cell phone while seated is not entitled to any cease-fire of the flusher.
4) Do not stand around outside the bathroom waiting for a colleague. They can find the beer vendor all by themselves.
5) Since builders insist on putting changing tables in men's rooms, and have alerted women to this fact:
a) Men with small children in tow have the right of way
b) Men with small children in tow, while using said changing tables, are exempt from all posted rules.
6) Finally, do NOT cross the streams. That shit was funny in Ghost Busters, about the same time that you went on your first Boy Scout campout, had too much to drink, and joined in "pissing out" the camp fire. That is not acceptable behavior now.

Bringing peace on earth, good will to men, and far more pleasant, civil experiences in public restrooms... Formerly Living.